My best friend is missing.. Pls help!!

Im pretty sure my best friends, Ms M, went missing, Why?

Becos I felt helplessly 'pokai' (broke). now. Why?

I guess most of the time it has to do with the ways you spend but sometimes it is out of your hands to control. Why? (again)

Becos everybody's birthday seems jammed up together. 'pai zhi dui lai ar' (Queuing to take turns in cantonese)

My family for example :

Sean : 27 May

'Jie fu' Raymond : 06 June (Agong's birthday) *wink*

Mika Tham : 11 June (New member) *LOL*

Berd gor gor a.k.a Benny : 26 June

So, lets say (wait!! i take my calculator 1st) each 'kasi' (contribute) RM50 for their lil' present. Wah!! pokai mou?? Extra RM200 just for June ler!!

The bills run down like this :

July : Lucky 'tarak' (no) old member birthday, meanwhile no 'new member' join in*kakakaka* but i got trip ler!! More 'jia lat' (worse)

August : Bobo & Coco

September : Daniel

October & November : Plssssss... no more 'new member' !!!

December : Mom's & Pa's plus married *'out' Bro :P

*denote :
Chinese says, when :
a) Daughter getting married, then she is consider minus 'out' of the family but..
b)If son getting married, then he is adding 'in' family member.!!
but do you understand me??

Now now, Ms Money, where are you ?? I needed you so so badly!! Pls, pls my dear, come back to me!! *sob sob*